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hindi chutkule for whatsapp  :-  Kya aap hindi jokes dhund rahe hai apne dost , gf , best friends , relative ko impress krne ke liye to aap bilkul sahi jagha aaye ho Q ke hum yaha pr bhut sare  jokes provide krte hai wo bhi hamare language mein Yani ke hindi mein . to chalye main apko batata hun ke apko is post mein kis type ka jokes padhne ko milega . to yaha pr apko pati patni jokes in hindi , fresh hindi jokes , hindi chutkule , father son jokes is tarha ke aur bhi bhut sare mazedar jokes apko  yaha pr padhne ko milega 







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Ladki – Kuch Romantic baten karona
Ladka – main jb bhi tumhare ankhon mein dekhta hun mujhe kuch khubsoort sa dikhta hai
Ladki – kya dikhta hai…?
Ladka – mere chare ka reflection
Ladki – Tu single hi marega be 







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1 ladke ne raat ke andhere mein ladaki ko chheda,
agale din- ladki ki mom - kyon re?
toone meri ladki ko raat ko kyun chheda tha,
ladka – aaj subah jab ujaale mein aapki
ladki ko dekha to maine bhi khud se yahi savaal kiya, mom behosh







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Mom  – so ja nahi to gabbar aa jaayega ,
beta – nahi pahle 100 rupaye do ,
mom -kyun ?
beta – nahi to main papa ko bata doonga ,
ki roj raat ko gabbar aata hai























Santa: Yaar kal raat main der se pahucha,
Bell bajai par biwi ne gusse me darwaja nahi khola
Puri raat Sadak par gujar di
Banta: Fir subah biwi ne darwaja khola ki nahi.
Santa : Nahi yaar, Sabere Daru utri to yaad aaya ki, Abhi to meri shadi hi nahi hui hai
Aur chabi to jeb me hi thi









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ek Chacha ki Parshani
Ye Ladkiya Itni Tight Jeans kaise Pahan leti hai?
Ab to Ladke bhi pahenne lage hai.
Aur Sala kabhi hum pahante hai to,
Jeans Utarte waqt
Kachcha bhi Sath Utar aata hai.











Gaon ki gori ke sath ishqmein bs ek hi pershani hai
Agar romantic hokr uski god mein sir rakh do to wo jua dekhne lgti hai








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Saal bhar jo log #AC mein baith te hai
wo march ke ending mein…
#CA ke pass baithenge.
Ye bhi takhta palat hi hai!











patni- main kuch salon se  karwachut  ka  vart nhi rakh rahi hun , fir bhi dekh rahi hun  aap pure suwast hai
pati- ismein kya hai , main apne  suwast ka khud khaayal rakta hun aur niyam se chalta hun
patni – mujhe bewaqoof mt samjho saaf saaf batao , kon hai wo chudail jo tumhare liye karwachut ka vart rakh rahi hai
pati – ab tak behosh hai








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Dukaandar :- kya chahiye ?
Garahak :- Gionee 
Dukaandar:- Madarchod kya bola tune ?
Garahak: Gionee  ka  mobile chahiye















Ladki – yaar thand bhut pad rahi hai , mera hoth fat gaya ...
Ladka – are pagli abhi to  shuruwat hai , aage aage dekh kya kya fatta hai 









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Sardar ki Biwi bina kapdo ke room mein  Halwa lekr gayi mahmaan ke liye .
Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?
Wife: Wo jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na "Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."










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Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
"Bhai sahab aapne to kuch liya hi nahi" aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
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Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha "Khana kaisa laga"
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Verma ji: "Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya."














Ek ladki ki bra par likha tha 93.5 RED FM
Socho uski panty par kya likha hoga.
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Bajaate Raho.
















Santa: Tera baap doctor hai, phir bhi tu bimar ho gaya. Kitne sharam ki baat hai?
Banta: BC tera baap bhi to condom bechta hai, phir bhi to tu paida hua na chutiye.





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