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Boyfriend – Tu Mera Jiwan Ka Chand Hai…!! 
Girlfriend – Aur Tu Mera Nill Amstrong. 
Boyfriend – Mtlb? 
Girlfriend – Mujh Pr Chadne Wala Pahla Admi






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Aspatal Mein itni Sari Nurse Hone Ke Bawajud
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Blood Donate Karte Samai Hath Mein…
Rabar Ki Ball Kyun Pakdai Jati Hai…??

Main iska Wirodh Karta Hun









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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha
“Taj mahal Ke Baad India Mein Pyaar Ki Bachi Howi Dusri Badi Nishani Konsi Hai?”
Pappu Muskurate Howe Kaha
“G Ram Rahim Ki Gufa Maidem”







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ladki apne purane boyfriend se boli – Naraj ho kya Janu
boyfriend – Nahi to.. Q
ladki – kal tumhara birthday tha mujhe kyu nahi bulaya
boyfriend - parso teri suhagrat thi mujhe bulaya kya tune
ladki – bhag kamina







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aane wale chunaw mein  Sunny Leone karegi sab ka prachar,
nara hoga - akhilesh bhaiya ke shaasan me. ch*t bategi rashan me..













ek shrabi rod par pada galiya de rha tha…
maa ch*d dunga teri…
bahan ch*d dunga teri…
ek admi bola – uth jaa, khade ho jaa be ch*tiye.
shrabi, “hat bahan ch*d… lete lete hi ch*dunga.






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ladki ne saheli se kaha,
bhut dar lag rha hai. shadi ke bad kya hoga
saheli: pagli dar mat. modi ji ki bat yaad nahi hai tujhko
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ladki : kya bol
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saheli : 50 din tak taklif hogi,
fir to maja aane lagega











patni :- suno ji
aaj billi  pura dudh pi gai …
pati :- maine kitni baar kaha tha
nanga mat soya kar
aaj billi dudh pi gai
kal bologi kutta ga*d maar gaya








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teacher ne Class me pappu se sawal puchha,”videsh ke
bachche gore aur yaha ke bachche kale kyo hote hai?”
pappu: maidam ji, kyo ki wha par pounds krim lgakar
chu**i hoti hai aur yaha par sarso ke tel se 













1 maidam ne board pe dil ka ulta chitr bana ke bachcho se puchha
“batao bachcho ye kya hai?”
saare bachche: ye to ga**d hai.
Teachar: tumhen sharm nahi aati aisi baate karte huye mai abhi prinsipal ko bulaati hoon.
prinsipal: maidam ko kaun pareshaan kar raha hai?
bachche: koi nahi sar!
prinsipal: fir ye board pe ga*nd kisne banai hai?








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Gf : Ye Sunny Leone Kaun Hai ? Bf : Ye Sunny Deol Ka Mahila Awtar hai.. Iska Bhi Adha hi Kilo Ka Hai.. Isko Dekhne ke bad Admi Uthata nahi hai.. Admi Ka Uth jata hai












1 ladki baba ke paas gai .. Ladki : Baba ji mujhe bhavishay dekhna hai.. Baba : Thik hai , Kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jao.. Ladki : Baba Aap  mujhe cho*na chate ho.. Baba : Dekha tum dekhne lagi na bhavishay….






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santa singh suhaag raat ko thand ke maare rajai me ghus ke so gaya…. Biwi: meri tango k beech ek ched hai.. Santa : tabhi me kahu k hawa kaha se aa rahi hai…!!






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Hum akele hi chale the pyaar ki talas mein  .
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fir bich mein kuch dost mil gaye aur hum ra*di ch*d aaye







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Tujhe pane ke liye main bhagwaan se bhi lad leta
fir socha ki exam ka time hai,
to bhagwaan se panga lena thk nhi hoga















1 baar banta ne  santa se pocha ki bobbs kitne prakar ke hote hai ?
santa : bobbs 3 prakar ke hote hai, 20 saal ki umar mein kharboje jaise  bilkul gol aur sakth।
30-40 saal ki umar mein aam ki tarha ache par latke howe aur 50 saal ki umar mein pyaj jaise tum unhe dekhte ho aur wo tumhe rula dete hai 







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GirL :- kal main  tumhare liye rakhi layi thi ,tumne bandhwai Q nhi ?
Boy :- agar kal main tere liye condom lao to kyat u thokne degi ? baat karti hai 






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Galib ki yaad mein sher arz hai
jaise bondi ke laddu kabhi pede nhi hote
Aise hi moth marne se lu*d kabhi tede nhi hote 







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Hr koi ladki ke hothon ko
Chumne ki kosish na kiya kro dost
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Ho sakta hai ki wo
Kisi ka chos kr aayi ho 







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1 aurat dusri aurat se: jb tera divorce howa that b 1 hi bacha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
Dusri aurat ne kaha: wo kbhi kbhi mafi mangne aajate the 












Us bewafa ko jb meri yaad aayi, to 
gir ke mere pairo mein boli
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chain kholo lu*d chusna hai 












Ginti ki teacher ladkiyon se 
Agar 1 mein 2 dalo to kya hota hai?.
Girl: miss ye to aapka hi hoshla hai..
Warna hamari to 1 hi mein jaan nikal jati hai 






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Maidem ek din class mein..
A 4 apple
B 4 bat
C 4 cat….
L 4 Lu*d.
Sorry bachon mun se nikal gaya 
bache : koi baat nhi maidem wapas mun mein lelo











1 aurat dukaandar ke sath bra aur panty ke liye mol bhao krrhi thi ।
dukaandar: bhabhi ji bra mein maine apka dil rakha hai, lekin panty mein apko meri jaban rakhni padegi।










Santa – mujhse panga mt lena main sher da puttar hun, 
banta – yaar sakta ek baat to bata sher ghar aaya tha ya teri amma jangal gai thi?





    



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